Latest Activity
Ernest Marcinko posted an update 5 years, 9 months ago
You ever feel a crap coming that makes you think, “maybe I should stretch first?”
Rose Rosesson posted an update 5 years, 9 months ago
Last night I ordered a pizza and the delivery guy told me the most amazing joke. Well, the joke was alright, but the delivery was pretty good.
Rose Rosesson posted an update 5 years, 9 months ago
You know you’re too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree, and then realize it was just your air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror.
Rose Rosesson posted an update 5 years, 9 months ago
Remember on Sunday to set your clocks back one hour, and then on Tuesday to not set the country back 50 years.
Rose Rosesson posted an update 5 years, 9 months ago
The bouncer from my local nightclub calls me Macaulay Culkin because I always go home alone.